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Rachel Tucker as Elphaba and Julian Forsyth as Doctor Dillamond in the London production.

Rachel Tucker as Elphaba and Julian Forsyth as Doctor Dillamond in the London production.

Something Bad is a song with music and lyrics by Stephen Schwartz, and is featured in the musical, Wicked. It is sung by Doctor Dillamond with Elphaba. Dillamond declares that Animals are no longer permitted to perform in their professions. Elphaba goes on saying that if anything bad is really happening, they need to tell the Wizard, that is why they have a wizard. During the song, Doctor Dillamond starts to lose his power of speech, saying baaad instead of bad.

It is the fifth song sung in Act I of the show and was featured on the original Broadway cast recording, sung by William Youmans and Idina Menzel.

Musical Lyrics[]

DR. DILLAMOND: (spoken)

Oh Miss Elphaba, the things one hears these days!

Dreadful things.

(sung)

I've heard of an Ox, a professor from Quox no longer permitted to teach

who has lost all powers of speech.

And an owl in Munchkin Rock

A vicar with a thriving flock, forbidden to preach

Now he only can screech!

Only rumors but still enough to give pause to anyone with paws,

Something bad, is happening in Oz

ELPHABA:

Something bad, happening in Oz?

DR. DILLAMOND:

Under the surface,

Behind the scenes,

Something Baaaaaaaad

(spoken)

Sorry, bad

ELPHABA:

Dr. Dillamond,

If something's bad is happening to the Animals,

Someone has to tell the Wizard,

That's why we have a Wizard.

(sung)

So nothing bad.

DR. DILLAMOND: (spoken)

I hope you're right.

BOTH: (sung)

Nothing all that bad.

DR DILLAMOND:

Nothing truly,

Baaaaaaaaaad.

(spoken)

Sorry, bad.

ELPHABA:

It couldn't happen here,

In Oz...

Movie Lyrics[]

DOCTOR DILLAMOND: (spoken)
We Animals are now being blamed for everything that goes wrong

Forced from our jobs, told to keep silent

(sung)

I've heard of an Ox, a professor from Quox

No longer permitted to teach

Who has lost all powers of speech

And an Owl in Munchkin Rock

A vicar with a thriving flock

Forbidden to preach

Now he only can screech

Only rumors, but still enough to give pause

To anyone with paws

Something bad is happening in Oz

ANIMALS:

Something bad happening in—

SNOW LEOPARD: (spoken)

That's it, I'm leaving Oz while I can still speak the word "goodbye"

ELPHABA: (spoken)

Doctor Dillamond

If animals are losing the ability to speak, leaving Oz, then

Someone's got to tell the Wizard

That's why we have a Wizard

(sung)

So nothing bad

DOCTOR DILLAMOND: spoken

Perhaps you're right

DOCTOR DILLAMOND & ELPHABA:

Nothing all that bad

DOCTOR DILLAMOND:

Nothing truly baaaaaad

(spoken)

Sorry! Bad. Must be catching a cold

ELPHABA:

It couldn't happen here

In Oz

The Songs of Wicked

Act 1::
No One Mourns The WickedDear Old ShizThe Wizard and IWhat Is This Feeling?Something BadDancing Through LifePopularI'm Not That GirlOne Short DayA Sentimental ManDefying Gravity

Act 2:
Thank GoodnessNo Place Like Home (film-exclusive) The Wicked Witch of the EastWonderfulI'm Not That Girl (Reprise)As Long As You're MineNo Good DeedMarch Of The Witch HuntersThe Girl in the Bubble (film-exclusive)For GoodThe MeltingA Sentimental Man (Reprise)Finale

Deleted songs:
As If By MagicFor Goodness SakeMaking GoodStep By StepWhich Way Is The Party?